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Summary of Romeo and Juliet

  1. romeo: im so sad
  2. romeo: ill never be happy
  3. romeo: a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH
  4. romeo: WHO DAT
  5. romeo: SHE GOT DA BOOTY
  6. romeo: imma dance with her
  7. romeo: *dancin wit teh juliet*
  8. juliet: dafuq are you
  9. romeo: shh *kiss*
  10. juliet: :oo
  11. *party over*
  12. romeo: AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE
  13. romeo: LADY
  14. romeo: HEY LADY
  15. juliet: OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU
  16. romeo: yeah its me hey wanna get married
  17. juliet: dont you think its too soon
  18. romeo: idk
  19. juliet: brb
  20. romeo: k
  21. juliet: HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW
  22. romeo: AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS
  23. *next day*
  24. rome and juli: FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:
  25. friar: idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY
  26. romeo: yeh
  27. friar: ok fine ur married
  28. rome and juli: yaaaay
  29. *some time later*
  30. tybalt: WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO
  31. mercutio: excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that
  32. tybalt: shut up mercutio *stab*
  33. mercutio: WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*
  34. romeo: hnnn
  35. tybalt: ....
  36. romeo HNNN
  37. tybalt: ...
  38. romeo: hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*
  39. tybalt: oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*
  40. prince: ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting
  41. romeo: i sorry
  42. prince: no ur banished
  43. romeo: HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME
  44. romeo: *runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*
  45. friar: no i have plan just go to mantua ok
  46. romeo: k *leaves*
  47. juliet: FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF
  48. friar: NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together
  49. juliet: ok
  50. juliet: *goes home and drinks potion*
  51. nurse: hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
  52. lady capulet: wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people
  53. nurse: k
  54. juliet: *in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*
  55. romeo's servant: AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA
  56. romeo's servant: JULIET'S DEAD
  57. romeo: WHAT
  58. romeo: WHAaaAaaaT
  59. romeo: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING
  60. romeo: *buys potion*
  61. romeo: *breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*
  62. romeo: oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead
  63. romeo: but im sure she is
  64. romeo: *kiss juliet*
  65. romeo: *drinks poison*
  66. romeo: he ded
  67. juliet: *yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ
  68. juliet: IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME
  69. juliet: HE DED
  70. juliet: *grabs sword and stabs herself*
  71. oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough
  72. friar: *comes in cell*
  73. friar: uh oh
  74. prince: WHAT DIS
  75. CAPULET: WHAT DIS
  76. LADY CAPULET: WHAT DIS
  77. MONTAGUE: WHAT DIS
  78. CApULET: *strokes montagues face* brother
shotquns:

hot doctor game too strong

shotquns:

hot doctor game too strong

hollyzayns:

but did you see this australian condom commercial

bausprouse:

Now would probably be a bad time to add a “face” page

"blood orange", -that’s so pretentious. shut up, it’s fucking red.

"blood orange."

"blood orange", -that’s so pretentious. shut up, it’s fucking red.

"blood orange."

sirpastydick:

a tattoo and a ring wont change the past zayn, lissen to wot im saiyen, yeah?

damselsdirective:

cocoparadis:

circusbones:

gregore:

The Avengers give Peter Parker a ‘hair cut’.

“HOW.”

my little american

Reblogging for Deadpool.

ladsfm:

stialls:

harry’s attempt to be edgy and funny

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